Chateau Dreux

Late HousewarmingEarly Farewell

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Chateau Dreux · By Invitation Only

Late Housewarming Early Farewell

August 1, 2026 · Doors at 3:00 PM An exclusive soirée and networking social, convened once, for those who have found this.
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On This Gathering

A Closing
Chapter

Est. February 2025. Occupancy: two cats and one man. Ceremony: none, until now.

Membership in this gathering is not extended lightly. The residence in question — known to its keeper as Chateau Dreux — has stood, by design, outside public record since February of 2025, observed by few, documented by fewer, properly welcomed by no one at all.

That omission concludes on the evening of August 1st, when the doors are opened in full, for the first and, by charter, only time. What has been withheld will be revealed. What has been private will, briefly, be shared.

The keeper of the residence departs for the Pacific within the year, and what remains of his tenure will close exactly as it opened — door unlocked, lights low, something humming quietly in another room. Two occasions, a housewarming considerably overdue and a farewell considerably early, observed as one.

Guests are advised not to dwell on which moment they are currently experiencing. It rarely helps.

Featuring
Special Guests

In
Attendance

An individual who beat Super Mario 64 using only his elbows, allegedly
Claim: Unverified
One undercover federal agent
Agency: Unconfirmed
A clairvoyant dentist
Premonitions: Dental Only
Derek
Owns more than fourteen guitars
Marci
My cat
Rosie
Also my cat
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Particulars
Date
Saturday, August 1, 2026
Time
Doors at 3:00 PM
Location
Chateau Dreux
5521 Springdale Rd, Austin, TX
Dress
Club attire encouraged. Pajamas tolerated.
Correspondence
Further instructions delivered via air fowl.
Admittance
One evening only. No repeat performance.